You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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