i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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