Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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