Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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