Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
whose ass print is on the piano?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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