i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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