Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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