I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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