I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
