real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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