i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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