Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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