I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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