Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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