sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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