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you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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