im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Randomize
