Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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