How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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