At least make sure they are 18
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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