you traded sex for a burrito?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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