I'm jealous of your bromance
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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