and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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