My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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