You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We need to rekindle our bromance
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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