We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
i think my cat just said my name.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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