Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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