like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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