But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My penis needs a shock collar
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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