I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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