You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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