i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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