I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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