I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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