You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
two words: eviction party
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Randomize
