Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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