How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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