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So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"

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(516): View more from New York

Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.

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(925): View more from California

we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks

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(516): View more from New York

I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!

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(404): View more from Georgia

Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?

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(713): View more from Texas

just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...

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