I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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