So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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