hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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