i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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