Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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