I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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