I'm jealous of your bromance
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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