that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
do nipples grow back?
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