Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
