Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
How does it feel to date your dad?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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