Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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