make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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