I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Randomize
