so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i came on her dog
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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