You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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