doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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