We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i barfeds in our rink
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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